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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack."
Next Joke
"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."
"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."
"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."
"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"
"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."
"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""
"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"
"My friend wanted to give me a free puppy... I did not accept because their mother was a real bitch."