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Joke of the Day

"If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool."

"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with."

"Why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."

"Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing."

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."

"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 7 minutes doing doggy style... I mean, that's almost an hour in dog time."

"My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut."

"When does a cat need milk? Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm going back in my corner now"