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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan"

"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"

"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

"My wife just threatened to kill me in my sleep, which seems much less horrifying than being killed wide awake. She's always been thoughtful."

"Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym."

"Satan: ""Waaazzz up?"" God: ""Speak of the Devil."" Satan: ""Really?"" God: ""Sorry, figure of speech."" Satan: ""Jesus Christ."" Jesus: ""What?"""

"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."

"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"