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Joke of the Day

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."

"That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard."

"First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year."

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"

"Two hefty guys are drinking in the pub, one says ""Your round."""

"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because you were a good idea last night, but now I just want you to shut the fuck up."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead."