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Joke of the Day

"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."

"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood.."

"My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man."

"Hello, police, I have a burglar trapped in my home gym. Please hurry. The longer he's in there the more powerful he'll become."

"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"

"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."

"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."