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Joke of the Day
"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"
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"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"
"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Patient: ""How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: ""Ten."" Patient: ""Ten what?"" Doctor: ""Nine..."""
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"
"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."
"Help! I've been canned with preserved fruits! I guess you could say I'm in a jam."
"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"