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Joke of the Day

"Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan. Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!"

"A scientist and a philosopher..."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"

"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."

"Babies are terrible at running their own small businesses."

"I don't need a calendar to tell me winter is approaching *strokes wife's leg hair*"

"What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass"

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"Real women don't chase men. We set traps."

"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."