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Joke of the Day
"The weatherman keeps saying we are getting a pounding. *Followed*"
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"
"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
"What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan."
"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"
"What's the best thing about an extremely drunk, angry girlfriend? They don't remember when you smack the ever living shit out of them."
"Why do engineers work out a lot? They're obsessed with rigid bodies!"
"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"
"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"
"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."