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Joke of the Day

"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"

"50% of fatherhood is repeating yourself. Other 50% is untangling your kid from the shirt stuck on their head cause you didn't unbutton it."

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"

"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."

"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."

"The best thing about smartphones is that you don't have to refold maps anymore."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."

"Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year."