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Joke of the Day
"Two Heads God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
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"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"
"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."
"Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch."
"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."
"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"
"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""
"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"