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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"
Next Joke
"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."
"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""
"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."
"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"There was once a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a pretty Shitzu."
"My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle."
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"