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Joke of the Day
"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"
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"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."
"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"
"The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!"
"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"I wanted to rope down this mountain... but I found it quite rappelent."
"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."
"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."
"What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't"