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Joke of the Day
"My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!"
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"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"
"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."
"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"What is common between a gynecologist and Pizza Deliver guy? They both can smell it but cant eat it."
"Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good."
"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"
"My kid throwing her toast out the car window was more badass than anything I've done in the last 10 years."
"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."