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Joke of the Day
"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"
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"A zen student asked his master: ""Is it okay to use email?"" ""Yes"", replied the master, ""but with no attachments."""
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"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"
"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"