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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"
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"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."
"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"
"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."
"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."
"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"
"Two guys are drinking in a bar... One says to the other, ""Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"" ""Aww, shit!"" says his friend, ""and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"""
"With all the division in this country, I wanted to reach out... ...and tell my Latin friends ""Feliz ano nuevo!"""
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."