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Joke of the Day

"Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's unbelievable."

"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."

"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say ""I don't get it?"""

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"Where do Mexicans shop for books? Borders"