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Joke of the Day

"Guess what I did today.... i 2^3 "

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts."

"He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it."

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."

"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"

"I was the best fisherman in town. (nsfw) They called me the master baiter. I could also catch many rare fish, and they also called me a pretty good hooker."

"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"