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Joke of the Day
"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."
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"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."
"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."
"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"
"""What's that?"" - My new boss. He's very deciduous"" ""Decisive?"" - Nope. I carved him from a potted tree. *squirrel peeks out of his mouth*"
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off."
"Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit"