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Joke of the Day
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."
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"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."
"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."
"Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor."
"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"
"Take 1/5th the $ car insurance companies spend on advertising, apply it to health care, and everyone can have golden organs and never die."