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Joke of the Day

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down..."

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"Crap happens Called in sick to work cause I had a stomach ache and felt constipated. Got fired. Couldn't give a crap even if I wanted to."

"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."