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"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."
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"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"
"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."
"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."
"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."
"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."
"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."
"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"
"Cat lovers."