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Joke of the Day

"If I were to steal an experiment from a microbiology lab... ...would it be cultural appropriation?"

"What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."

"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"

"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"A really hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time. I mean, come on guys, I don't have 20/20 vision."

"why was 6 afraid of 7? fear of commitment due to a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak"

"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner I'm sorry !"