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Joke of the Day
"My friends say I can be condescending That's when you talk down to people."
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"The Bible TL;DR"
"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."
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"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."
"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."