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Joke of the Day

"What is a short punchy statement? Boxing Midgets."

"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"

"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"Hard to believe it's 2017 I'm still writing ""this is a nightmare fuck everything omg"" on my checks."

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie."

"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."