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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."
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"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"
"Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive? Because they don't come with a manual"
"I lost my first cage fight last night .. not all dogs want cuddles."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""
"A reality show for little engines called ""So, You Think You Can?"""
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."
"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."
"Just once I'd like to yell, ""Don't you know who I am?!"" because I'm important, not because I'm drunk and actually forgot."