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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."
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"Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed"
"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."
"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."
"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"
"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."
"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"
"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"
"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."