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Joke of the Day

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"Me: Wanna role play? Wife: Sure ;) Me: You be the chef/waitress and I'll be the custom..WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

"After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself."

"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."

"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"

"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"

"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."

"Getting mail addressed to ""Current Resident"" is the sales equivalent of a guy group texting ""You free tonight?"" to every girl in his phone."