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Joke of the Day

"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"

"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."

"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."

"What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"How to sleep: 1. Lay down 2. Dim lights 3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours 4. Rest for 9 minutes"