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Joke of the Day

"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."

"[finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?"

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"Star trek predicting future technology? How do we know apple won't be around long? Because Captain Picard uses an android."

"I want a million followers so I can tweet where I am from anywhere in the world and emergency shit at someone's house."