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Joke of the Day

"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."

"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."

"How do cops get rid of flies? They call in a S.W.A.T. team"

"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""

"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"

"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."

"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."