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Joke of the Day

"Bought shoes from a drug dealer Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."

"Did you hear about all the students who are using brake fluid to get high? The teachers aren't too worried about it. The students can stop anytime."

"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"

"I carry a magic 8 ball because no one should have to make tough decisions alone."

"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."

"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""

"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"