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Joke of the Day
"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."
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"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."
"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"My wife's a magician. She can turn anything into an argument."
"""It helps knowing that everyone else will die with me if we crash."" ~my 11yo on why she's not afraid to fly unaccompanied"
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human."