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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white and red all over? An interracial home abortion."

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."

"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."

"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"

"Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out."

"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny."

"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."