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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."
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"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"
"So I'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos."
"If you watch Jaws backwards... Its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach"
"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."
"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"
"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."
"Three blondes walk into a building.... You'd think that one of them might have saw [seen] it."