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Joke of the Day
"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."
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"Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes."
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."
"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""
"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"
"My wife told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice, and hit her with a brick."
"Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw"
"My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting..."