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Joke of the Day

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."

"Why does Bill Clinton chew gum all the time? He has an oral fixation."

"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."

"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

"It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot."

"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"