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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."
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"I heard the titanic got a new job... She sells sea shells down by the sea floor. I hear it's a pretty high pressure job."
"What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!"
"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."
"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"
"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."
"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."
"Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"