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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."

"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."

"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."

"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."

"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."

"[I open my lunchbox to find flask of whisky] But that means.... [Cut to my 4 y/o opening her lunchbox to find a flask of whisky]"

"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"

"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"