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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*."
Next Joke
"Change is inevitable... Except from vending machines"
"My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel."
"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."
"A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?"
"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"
"My uncle was found dead in his office last night by cleaning staff. I'm glad because he wore Crocs to my wedding in 2006."