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Joke of the Day
"My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel."
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"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."
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"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick"
"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"
"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"
"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."
"I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well."
"Well, just got a job at the guillotine factory. I'll beheading there now."