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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."
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"""You're better than that"" is almost never true"
"My friend asked me to make a joke about Yttrium. All I had to say was ""Why?"""
"When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair."
"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."
"You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"
"The worst kind of human contact is ""eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants"" contact."
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."