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Joke of the Day

"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."

"Lesbian Eskimo? Klondyke."

"A guy ate part of his own arm while tripping on acid. After he found out what he'd done, he shit himself."

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."

"Hear me out: Google Naps"

"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."

"Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!"