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Joke of the Day

"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."

"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."

"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"

"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."

"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"

"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"