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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and Toilet tissue have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons."

"I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house."

"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why do vampires drink virgin blood? If you were going to eat a sandwich, you would enjoy it more knowing no one had fucked it"

"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"

"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"

"A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do."

"His dick is like shopping for food at whole foods. It doesn't matter how much I get, or when I get it. I always feel fucked."

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