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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
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"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."
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"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"Hey should we dry out these grapes? I don't see a raisin why not."