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"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."
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"How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in."
"I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now... ...its just nice to know how far I've cum."
"How does NASA plan a party..? They planet."
"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"
"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices."
"Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler He was one hell of a proctologist."