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Joke of the Day
"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."
Next Joke
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black."
"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."
"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"
"Why was the man allergic to Christmas? Because it's the reason for the sneason."
"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""
"Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?"
"""I'm a skeleton!"" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? ""An XO skeleton"""