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Joke of the Day

"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."

"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 had some PCP and was going ape shit!"

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."

"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"

"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"

"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""

"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."