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Joke of the Day
"Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison."
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"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."
"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"
"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"
"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"
"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"
"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Cross Fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone in the first 3 minutes."
"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."