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Joke of the Day

"Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."

"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."

"Impress an Asian chick by treating her as an equal."

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."

"Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!"

"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"

"Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?"