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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? IP IP Who Haha...that's nice r/eli5 it's funny because it sounds like I poo"

"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"

"Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course? Because it's a crime to drink and drive."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""

"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"