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Joke of the Day

"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"

"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""

"Just dropped ranch dressing on my phone then licked it off. So some of you just got to first base with me."

"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."

"Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of."

"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."

"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"

"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."