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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gas station that sells crabs? A crustacean."
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"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."
"I took two headache tablets an hour ago... Still haven't got one."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"What's the only animal with two assholes; One regular one and one on its back? A police horse. Sorry, drunk regular at my local dive bar told me this. I enjoyed it."
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool - where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa."""
"Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine? Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems."