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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
"I was on a date. ""How many ladies have you slept with?"" she said. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?"" She raised her eyebrows and said, ""OK..."" I said, ""Zero."""
"No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone."
"A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says ""I'm serving narnia"""
"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"
"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"
"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."