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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."
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"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."
"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."
"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."
"""I find it hard, it's hard to find"" - Kurt Cobain looking for the TV remote"
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
"My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne."
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
"After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song. ""Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."""